I got the above from a friend and I’m trying to finagle myself an invite (ok, maybe it is a long shot). I’m not always the most observant person, but I’ve been noticing lately companies like DaVita have been having a lot of awful things said about them (NBC, Atlantic, Propublica, etc…). So I decided to collect a few of these awful things - plus some extras - and put them into flyers so DaVita would have them in one place and could better answer these fabrications one-by-one:
(from the flyers it only looks like we are awful-lie-telling-jealous types who envy DaVita for their wonderful success - however, I’m undercover, shhhhh!!! Don’t tell anybody!)
I then thought DaVita would probably want to know about anymore vicious rumors being spread about them, being the kind of company they are - like poor patient care. So I thought if people had heard these nasty rumors they could post them, or if they thought it had happened to them they could post (must have been a hallucination). If you are a little shy about posting, I can be reached at the DialysisEthics website:
I will just print out the statements and destroy the rest. I’m sure DaVita would want to know what is being said! I’ll take the statements to the DaVita party myself! - or give them to my State Representative if I don’t get an invite. (My State rep helped get technician certification here in Colorado)
Well I’m sitting here waiting for my last second invite to the davita wingding and I know it is coming annny second now. Why would I get an invitation? Because I’ve got the plan to help davita with their recent public relations problems!
I thought about going uninvited since what I have is so important. But then I thought there was a slight chance davita might not like my plan, this would hurt my feelings and I am a sensitive soul. It might embarrass my State Rep if I was drug out of there kicking and screaming and thrown in the pokey. Also my wife wouldn’t bail me out, and for all I know security has a shoot-to-kill policy.
Speaking of my State Rep, I understand even he is not going now! Heck, they had me chomping at the bit when I saw the free drinks! However, I understand he and davita will be meeting in more of a private setting here soon.
Great advice! The problem is this stuff makes me crazy. However, I usually find good friends who stop me when I want to put my thumb in somebody’s eye (I’m speaking figuratively, usually I mean it figuratively anyway)